Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.
Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
by this_is_true February 13, 2018
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That ranger has a SHLID
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That ranger has a SHLID
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Get the Ringer mug.Typically a tan that occurs on Philmont Rangers that gives them a farmers tan on their arms if they are wearing their short sleeve working uniform and a v-neck tan. This is due to the long amounts of time Rangers spend in the backcountry at Philmont either with crews, on days off, or on an assignment for a work day. This is not exclusive however to just the Ranger Department and can often be seen in off duty Backcountry and on/off duty Conservation Department staff and other staff who are out in the backcountry for a period of time. The more inclusive term is "Philtan".
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a boy's first name meaning "ringer" so "twin" or "tiger". it was said to be a name for fables like HERCULES in Norse Haven country continental lores. Rutger was also a name used for
Arthur when he appeared in Norwegian stories
HERCULES was said to know and be TIGER a ringer to IOLUS called AEOLOS the most ancient god, LION, and norwegian stories beuckled nothing for knowing christan myth and greek myth cool was just, myth, so Tiger was called the brother of Aslan the christian god, but god depicted as a LION was most ancient myth in score.
a boy's first name meaning "ringer" so "twin" or "tiger". it was said to be a name for fables like HERCULES in Norse Haven country continental lores. Rutger was also a name used for
Arthur when he appeared in Norwegian stories
HERCULES was said to know and be TIGER a ringer to IOLUS called AEOLOS the most ancient god, LION, and norwegian stories beuckled nothing for knowing christan myth and greek myth cool was just, myth, so Tiger was called the brother of Aslan the christian god, but god depicted as a LION was most ancient myth in score.
"No they were sure Honiker was as unique as Padmé or Anakin when we first heard those but his brother's name is Rutger I think they have myths we don't have, that sounds like two for a pair exactly, a taller twin? Right Rutger."
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