The single most amazing lifeform to have ever achieved sentience in this universe, and all others. On rare occasions, a Rutger may allow you to be wrong. He won't really be wrong, he'll just grant you the illusion of being right.
"Dude, have you seen the remote?" "No.. what do you think I am, a Rutger or something?"
When Chuck Norris was twelve years old, he prayed for facial hair, and his wish was mercifully granted by Rutger
When Chuck Norris was twelve years old, he prayed for facial hair, and his wish was mercifully granted by Rutger
by Cap'n Derp May 25, 2011
a uncommon Belgian/German boys name in the middle-ages the name meant loyal and honor full knight. But in the modern times, the person with this name is a loyal friend who will always support his friends and family in anyway possible.
by therealdealyoloswagidc August 02, 2014
Rutger is a common name in The Netherlands, usually people with the name Rutger are very ugly.
Nobody really likes Rutger but they really like theirselves.
Nobody really likes Rutger but they really like theirselves.
by ihaterutger November 30, 2021
The sexiest person you will ever meet. He is Supper funny, and doesn't give a shit if you care. He is nice to everyone except assholes because he knows they should go to he'll and die.
by hsjebksnnw March 16, 2015
The sweetest, most caring, sexiest ;), funniest, most handsome and most lovely boy I’ve ever met. He always manages to cheer me up and make me realize how lucky I am to have him in my life. I literally can’t imagine a better person to fall in love with.
And besides his beautiful personality, his appearance is also amazing. Dark blond hair, green eyes aaaand he’s tall. He’s just perfect for me. His hugs are the best and I can’t get enough kisses <3
This boy really got me more loving myself and everyday I love him more and more. I’m sorry for all the other girls, because I don’t think there’s anyone as good as a boyfriend as mine.
I thought 2020 was just fucked up and romance was dead in this generation but he really changed my mind <3
And besides his beautiful personality, his appearance is also amazing. Dark blond hair, green eyes aaaand he’s tall. He’s just perfect for me. His hugs are the best and I can’t get enough kisses <3
This boy really got me more loving myself and everyday I love him more and more. I’m sorry for all the other girls, because I don’t think there’s anyone as good as a boyfriend as mine.
I thought 2020 was just fucked up and romance was dead in this generation but he really changed my mind <3
Girl 1: So last summer I met this guy and now I’m so in love with him, he is so sweet and handsome I can’t believe he’s mine! His name is Rutger <3
Girl 2: Damn I wish I had a boyfriend like that too.
Girl 1: Yes I totally understand!
Girl 2: Damn I wish I had a boyfriend like that too.
Girl 1: Yes I totally understand!
by Rutger’s girlfriend November 15, 2020
Rutger is a rare name which is very hard to pronounce in many countries. Basically every country except for the Netherlands. People often refer to it as Rontgen or Ruttekut. Which is wrong! People who carry the name Rutger are often known as a nice guys, people who are quite cool, people who have nice wavy hair and are a tiny bit lazy. They have surprising skills in basically everything and they seem to know every human being on this planet. They are known for their wild obsession with Golden Retrievers and stinky farts. Also known as: Lord Fartquad.
Look, there is Rutger!
Wow, look at his hair, it looks amazing #goals
Who is the evil King married to Fiona? It’s Lord Fartquaad!
Wow, look at his hair, it looks amazing #goals
Who is the evil King married to Fiona? It’s Lord Fartquaad!
by P. F. Shrek November 24, 2021
When you pass of work to and unwilling party because of some shitty excuse that you blew out of proportion.
Stethem got rutgered into driving to Chicago today in -20 degrees because Ernsburger’s wife might have a baby in a month.
by Marth madness January 30, 2019