doggy punch

To deck a chick in the back of the head after pounding her in the ass.

Man, I doggy punched her so good last night she fell off the bed

by Sammy March 28, 2003

punch the monkey

To click on a banner ad, in particular one that might load spyware/malware on your computer.

Idiot: My computer is full of popups and viruses.
Tech: Antivirus can't catch everything. Back off the sketchy porn sites, and don't punch the monkey.

by schflyatz March 28, 2010

Falco Punch

The reason why I don't have a father

Caption Falcon killed my dad with his signature move, FALCO PUNCH!!

by Faggot2 October 3, 2008

Stump-Punch

A freshly-dismembered individual's hilariously desperate attempt to defend themselves against their attacker(s).

Karl found himself trying to stump-punch his way out of being a meal for the backwoods cannibals before passing out from blood loss: he went GREAT with the moonshine.

by toolsquatch May 16, 2009

Jager Punch

A drink/drinking game usually played in the barracks of combat Soldiers. The "player" is usually not made aware of the rules before hand, and is instructed by his friends to do a shot of Jager, almost immediately afterward, he is punched in the face, before he can finish the shot. The puncher usually yells Jager!.

Pvt. Snuffy arrives at his new unit, his comrades Spc Tom and Pfc Jerry want to welcome him with a Jager Punch. So Pvt. Snuffy agree's. "First you do a shot of Jager" say's Spc Tom, Pvt. Snuffy agrees and does the shot. Before he can finish, Pfc . Jerry punches him in the face, shouting 'JAGERPUNCH!' and Pvt. Snuffy spits Jager all over the place. He now must repeat until he can down ALL Jager.

by Doc Killamanjaro December 10, 2009

butterfly punching

Butterfly punching is a common sport and pastime in Cedarburg, Wisconsin. The sport consists of locating the nearest butterfly, and punching it to death.

Kal disliked the butterflies in the zoo, so he punched them. His colleagues applauded his butterfly punching skill.

by Huskehn April 13, 2011

Delaware Punch

Amazing drink found in a small gas station in Conway. Is said to be banned because of an unknown color additive...but still tastes GREAT

Andrew- Dude, get a Delaware Punch
Hunter- Whats that?
Andrew- I dont know
Hunter- Looks good, i'll try it.

by Huntar263 November 8, 2006