A freshly-dismembered individual's hilariously desperate attempt to defend themselves against their attacker(s).
Karl found himself trying to stump-punch his way out of being a meal for the backwoods cannibals before passing out from blood loss: he went GREAT with the moonshine.
by toolsquatch May 16, 2009
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- “Aaron doesn’t even have a high bar and he stump punches.”
- “Why did he go home with that?”
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- “Did you see the stump Randall punched last night?”
- “Aaron doesn’t even have a high bar and he stump punches.”
- “Why did he go home with that?”
“Because Aaron’s a rotten stump puncher.”
- “Did you see the stump Randall punched last night?”
by BadAzzStandards April 22, 2018
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