2 definitions by toolsquatch

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A freshly-dismembered individual's hilariously desperate attempt to defend themselves against their attacker(s).
Karl found himself trying to stump-punch his way out of being a meal for the backwoods cannibals before passing out from blood loss: he went GREAT with the moonshine.
by toolsquatch May 16, 2009
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The tingling sensation signaling that you reaaaaaaally gotta pee.
John: Hey man, why you walking funny?

James: I got dat trickle-tickle going on, might piss my pants!
by toolsquatch October 09, 2013
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