toolsquatch's definitions

Trickle-Tickle

The tingling sensation signaling that you reaaaaaaally gotta pee.

John: Hey man, why you walking funny?

James: I got dat trickle-tickle going on, might piss my pants!

by toolsquatch October 9, 2013

Stump-Punch

A freshly-dismembered individual's hilariously desperate attempt to defend themselves against their attacker(s).

Karl found himself trying to stump-punch his way out of being a meal for the backwoods cannibals before passing out from blood loss: he went GREAT with the moonshine.

by toolsquatch May 16, 2009