Goose up

Goose up or "goosing up" would be an action taken when you are drinking vodka, in particular, grey goose. Instead of having a drink or drinking up, you are goosing up, which is the process of becoming intoxicated, or goosed up, which means you are intoxicated.

I am going to Atlantic City to Goose up and rip the dance floor.

Goose up by ROBBIETHEBAT June 25, 2014

mother goose

to rape, specifically in the ass, i.e., the mother of all goosing.

Don't walk out on the college green at night, someone will mother goose you.

mother goose by Frank Roosevelt December 2, 2007

Autistic goose 

A complete fuck up and an idiot an autistic goose has the brain capacity of a dinosaurs dick

Look at Brian he's such an autistic goose

Autistic goose by The nigger foot October 7, 2017

Boiled Goose 

When a male is feeling very horny or has a raging boner.

Johnny do you see that? Timmy has a boiled goose!

Dang man, I was feeling like a boiled goose last night.

Boiled Goose by Timbo2323432 November 30, 2011

goose 

Word used to describe feeling when someone asks you to do something tiresome like retrieving the TV remote from upstairs or going to take the garbage out.
An insult to someone dumb or ditsy.
A featherd bird that waddles, honks, and tastes delicious.

"I really can't be goosed to be honest"
"You are such a goose/ you big goose!"
"The goose pecked me"

goose by matty July 30, 2004

Goose 

1. A feathered, winged creature that is often found at ponds or lakes
2. A member of the opposite sex (usually female) who is obsessed with a member of their opposite sex, but with little chance of ever having a relationship with them
3. A member of a relationship who is overly clingy to their other half, to the point of becoming frustrating for the object of their devotion

1. "Watch out for the goose in the road!"
2. "That girl is a total goose"
3. My girlfriend can be such a goose!

Goose by EddyB February 7, 2005

goose 

an individual (usually male), that is kept around solely for the free material goods or services they can provide another individual without any form of just compensation.
i.e. pussy, genuine emotion, reciprocal behaviour

He know she ain't never givin him no ass, but he still buys her lunch evryday. That nigga is a goose.

Don't be a goose nigga, let that bitch buy her own drink.

You, is a goose.

goose by akiralives July 30, 2006