Definitions by EddyB

mince pies

Cockney rhyming slang for "eyes".

Feast your mince pies on that!

mince pies by EddyB February 7, 2005

Goose 

1. A feathered, winged creature that is often found at ponds or lakes
2. A member of the opposite sex (usually female) who is obsessed with a member of their opposite sex, but with little chance of ever having a relationship with them
3. A member of a relationship who is overly clingy to their other half, to the point of becoming frustrating for the object of their devotion

1. "Watch out for the goose in the road!"
2. "That girl is a total goose"
3. My girlfriend can be such a goose!

Goose by EddyB February 7, 2005

Nettie 

A person who convieniently and purposely leaves out letters in words so as so save time and/or space in their medium of contact (generally in text/SMS or instant messaging)

"Man, I really wish you wouldn't type like a nettie"
"im nt typn lyk a netty m8"

Nettie by EddyB February 2, 2005