faced up on

when someone signs off of Facebook intentionally in the middle of an intense chat or fight to add dramatic effect and/or show how mad they really are

like hanging up on someone during a call

Facebook Chat 1:
John: Ok, I'm sorry.
Jane: Whatever.
Jane is now offline

Facebook Chat 2:
John: Dude I apologized to Jane and she just signed off
Bob: You totally got faced up on, man.

by yourmomdotcom. April 8, 2011

Facility

Maximum chilling or flexing . usually involves large consumption of alcohol , drugs and women .

YOLO ... I am dedicating my life to facility

by Sinev September 11, 2019

Facial Erection

The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.

Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020

pasta-faced

Similar to "shit faced", so drunk you have little control over your facial expression.

You were pasta-faced last night.

by J L L September 19, 2006

Mong-Faced

When you have sex so much your face is left like a Mong.

Mandy got mong-faced!

by pianotinker August 19, 2009

Table faced

1. Being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Beating some one up to the point their face bleeds.

1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.

2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!

by theshakinbaccon December 23, 2009

gizz-faced

When one has sperm on their face. like shit-faced, but with gizz, not shit.

I really gizz-faced that babe last night! She was soo sticky that it took 3 showers to get it off! I probably would have been less if I didn't add to it the first two times.

by willie989 January 18, 2010