Concord

A shitty ass town in North Carolina with nothing to do, trashy ass schools and no cute girls or guys. There’s nothing to do in Concord so plan on being bored if you ever go there. Locals like too fuck there friends and smoke a lot of weed! The best thing is that when you want to do something you go to cookout or the park, the mills are ghetto, you may even get human trafficked. Don’t only worry about that just being at the mall bc it could happen in your driveway! Stay safe and don’t get too bored!!

Rodrick: Hey bud! You wanna road trip to concord?

Sam: Hell no dude, i might get kidnapped and die of bordem!

by xxrxxxxx. April 13, 2019

Condom

Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.

"Man...if it hasn't been for this Condom,I would have screwed this up"

by MVPMike April 25, 2019

Condom Comment

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.

Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.

by vodkvh July 21, 2019

Condom xl

An extra large condom that’s really big

Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right

by Bootymaster696969696969 August 8, 2019

Condog

A cunt teacher at the shittest school in chesterfield

Teacher:where have you been

Roadman student:Condog took my shoes

by Y0ur mum gay l0l August 27, 2019

Condog

A cunt teacher at the shittest school in chesterfield

Teacher:where have you been

Roadman student:Condog took my shoes

by Y0ur mum gay l0l August 27, 2019

condom

a sock for a penis

Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?

Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!

Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.

by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019