anusausage

a collaboration word referring to a homosexual penis

I've heard James say Nathan's anusausage is like a third leg.

If you don't give me back my Eggo Waffles, I will dice your anusausage and turn it into an omlette!

by Remba Hatari July 5, 2011

anusthetic

It is another name for lube

You should always use anusthetic before anal sex.

by Imapoorjoke September 22, 2012

Anusafied

To diminish or demote someone's social status explicitly through public humiliation and/or constantly undermining their views by another person or through ones engagement in destructive habits.

Everyone thought this new girl was soo hot and cool till Jen anusafied her, now no one wants to hang out with her.

That dude was soo cool in high school till he crossed path with heroine, it totally anusafied him.

by ZDaemon January 16, 2013

anusmosis

The scientific principle where your farts smell like whatever rests on your anus for a significant period of time.

Due to anusmosis, her farts smelled like balls.

by Luther Shabazz February 25, 2015

Anusthesiologist

A cosmetician who bleaches assholes.

I've got a date this weekend -- I need to visit the anusthesiologist stat!

by ohemlamyemla March 14, 2015

Anusmachine

An office colleague that never fucking shuts up!!!

That game of thrones fan is such an anusmachine!!!

by ToplessPossum July 21, 2015

anusha vahidy

someone who needs to change her major since she's not cute enough to be a marketing major

omg karen is such an "anusha vahidy," she really needs to change her major to MIS

by lolz March 9, 2017