Burgerpunk

A dystopian punk genre that encompasses the prime elements of Americana culture including Fast-food, unwalkable sprawled cities, huge wholesale retail stores (See Walmart), mass consumerism, music that serves as means of commercial advertisement, uniforms as fashion, and corrupt government corporatocracy.

"Demolition Man is the quintessential Burgerpunk film!"

by xXxKimboSpice88xXx September 19, 2023

Burgerpunk

A genre of punk being created and taking place within 21st century America. The name is a portmanteau of "burger", alluding to the common association with modern America and it's world-renowned high brow delicacy, and "-punk", a suffix denoting a genre of media and literature all united under a dystopic future with anti-establishment themes. Much like other punks, and especially cyberpunk, it is a bone chilling examination of the dark future of 2024 where large corporations have taken over, politicians are bought and paid for, and the average citizen having to work days in and out for mere scraps. In reality, Burgerpunk is just the more grounded version of Cyberpunk. Instead of the endless sprawls of steel towers, there are strip malls, copy paste suburbs, and parking lots. Instead of synthetic implants, there is insulin and ozempic. And instead of cool X-runners who bounty hunt in the dark alleyways, you have open carrying land whales shooting eachother out in the open riding their valiant shopping scooter steeds. Burgerpunk acts as a warning for our future prodigy about the dangers of consuming high levels of deep fried calorie husks with high fructose corn syrup and letting capitalism go unchecked, extracting the planet and ourselves of every last value and dignity we have, so we may never stray in this dark future ruled by Ronald McDonald.

"The channel Nikocado Avocado is a great example of bone-chilling, slow-burning, and deeply profound Burgerpunk media"

by FederalistNational June 10, 2024

burgerpants

A 19 year old who already wasted his entire life. Smokes a cigarrete. Gives horrible live advice.

bURGERPANTS!!!!!!

by Not 3 Kids in a Trench Coat July 3, 2017

Burgerquake

Term used to describe the violent shaking motion of the outer genitals of females. Typically occurs as a result of poking, slapping, quick physical movement and in some cases intercourse.

As Gemma removed her underwear in preparation for her morning shower, she accidentally fell over naked in the bathroom. The resulting burgerquake could have moved mountains.

by shanghaiunderground January 20, 2009

burger punk

a man working behind the counter at a burger joint, who spits in your food and puts a hole in your soda cup

You burger punks will pay!

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

burger punk

the smart ass kid behind the counter who spits in cop's food and pokes holes into their soda cups

"Burger Punk......YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

by CECIL July 10, 2003

Burgerpuss

A perfect vulva aka Vagina, pussy, snatch. cunt. twat, quivering love mound, lovehole, hole, warm hole. gushy gushy, vag, slit, box, cooter, muff, poon, fanny, gash, coochie, cooch, poontang, poonanie, minge, puss, beaver,bearded clam, donut, honey pot, fuckhole, nookie, and vertical smile. A tight, clean and neat, virgin-like vulva that resembles a half of a cheeseburger.

1.

"I wanna mack the shit out of that burgerpuss."

2.

"That bird has a burgerpuss."
"For real?"
"Yes man, it's perfect."

3. I bet that girl has a burgerpuss.

by Tony Loomin January 24, 2010