Vartopia

Vartopia provides deal registration solutions for the IT channel.

Wouldn't it be great if I could find one site to manage multiple vendor deal registration? www.vartopia.com is that site!

by Vartopia April 23, 2011

Varnauskas

Means crow in swedish. Just kidding, lithuanian.

My name is Varnauskas. I am a crow.

by nothelmig September 24, 2011

vargoot

A terrible word for Vagina, commonly uttered by heavily-sodomised French fucks.

Henri's breath smells like a vargoot. I think it's all the camembert he's been eating!

Portet, that fucking vargoot is coming, let's woosh him with duck butter!

by Henri Portet February 14, 2012

Varsoed

when you blow off your girlfriend to play a video game.

i just varsoed that bitch!! ha!!

by HiDOGx May 9, 2012

Varigin

A girl with variable levels of virginity, usually a girl who claims she is/was a virgin but does not act like a virgin in bed and further accounts of past relationships leaves doubts as to how much of a virgin she really is. This often leads to a internal struggle in a guys head as to whether he has really conquered a real virgin or not.

Guy 1: That girl I have been dating says she was a virgin.

Guy 2: Really? Nice!!

Guy 1: Yeah, but she seemed more experienced than I am in bed and she says she's dated lots of guys, I find it hard to believe she really was a virgin.

Guy 2: So you think she was lying?

Guy 1: I don't know, I think she has more experience than what she says she has, I think she is more of a "Varigin" than anything.

by Lickloled May 13, 2013

Vart

A violent shart.

After consuming 12 spicy carnita tacos, Jimmy had the craziest vart in his short life.

by yhml9m December 20, 2014

Varnished

The state of being so thoroughly drunk and stoned that you are completely and utterly fucked up. 100% blasted, plastered and loaded with a good, big, powerful toke of stoke. Or grass or weed or whatever...

I'm fucking varnished to the max, fucker!!!

by Alexander, irish bastard September 23, 2015