A man with low self esteem brought on early by male pattern baldness and the inability to tell the truth about himself or the many accomplishments he never achieved. His racist and bigoted remarks go back to his humble beginnings when he was married with four children while having extra-marital relations with a then 15 year old babysitter named Jill who eventually cheated on her first husband and later became Bidens wife. Biden is a proud member of the "M.A.P.S." Organization (Minor Attracted Person) and can frequently be found in a nearby ice cream shop sniffing small children and making inappropriate comments about their age gap. Nicknamed "Pedo Pete" by his son Hunter, Biden spends his days in hiding waiting for his next dose of amphetamines to kick in so he can go out and conquer all the Corn Pops of the world. Biden is a professional liar with horrible speaking skills and a loose sphincter.
by 9lb Johnson June 24, 2024
Get the Bidenmug. The Biden Backrub is where you politely miss your money shot, purposely aiming with the intention of hitting her shoulders. Then you quickly turn her around and begin massaging the cum around on her shoulders. After this you should be able to sniff her neck to inspect how liberal your cum is.
Liberal version: "Hey Babe, that Pro-Choice Pride rally sure was stressful, I can give you a Biden Backrub if you want?"
Republican version: "Damn, storming the capital sure was a lot of work. I could use a Biden backrub right about now."
Republican version: "Damn, storming the capital sure was a lot of work. I could use a Biden backrub right about now."
by Michigan Floater May 15, 2024
Get the Biden Backrubmug. Skibidi biden is a art piece supposedly created by Stephen Colbert. It consists of a animated head of Joe Biden inside of a toilet with a dull yellow striped with dull background, Skibidi Biden says "SKIBIDI BIDEN! SKIBIDI SKIBIDI BIDEN!" and claims 'Trump is speaking Hitler's language' (Hitlers language is German). Skibidi Biden is a very interesting art form representing the political state of the US.
"Welcome to the Goon Cave, Gerald. Whats on my screen? Well its goon sauce from watching Skibidi Biden"
by BIGSHOT1997 June 25, 2024
Get the Skibidi Bidenmug. by 69doggystyle January 6, 2021
Get the Biden brilliancymug. by TismMan July 31, 2024
Get the Bidening Outmug. by SecertSlutPounder October 7, 2022
Get the Bidenmug. The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.
by Trip J 420 July 3, 2024
Get the Joe Bidenmug.