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Bat

Fuck off Keith you’re such a bat ruining 2017
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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Batter Bat

Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.
by Meanie March 5, 2004
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running with the bat

Running the bases in baseball while holding your dick
Dood did you see nick running with the bat?
by Gregk22 January 17, 2016
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Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!
Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman
by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024
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Beer Bat

Hollow baseball bat made out of hard plastic meant to be filled with an alcoholic beverage. Typically served at professional baseball games.
Person 1: "Dude check this beer bat out, isn't it hilarious"

Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"
by Filipdewoozle August 14, 2023
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Ash Bat

Origin: West India 1909 when India was a British Colony. This was used in Cricket but has since fallen out of commonlyused cricket terminology.

Meaning: To have an Ash Bat was to have a home made Cricket bat, commonly made oit of Ash from fires, it's not really known what was used to hold the bat together but this was one of the early types of cricket bats that were used before they started to create more solid, proper bats. It's rumoured that they used a ball of ash stuck together and left out in the sun as an early cricket ball. The Ash Bat is no longer used and it's only known to a select group of people, there is one village in India that do continute to make Ash Bats as part of the village tradition since 1909.

This may or may not be true but it can be found on some documents in the Cricket Museum of India, but sometimes animal dung was used instead of Ash and left to dry out in the sun but again, it'e not documented what was used to hold the dung or ash together.
Commentator: "... and Singh singh picks up his Ash Bat and walks onto the field..."

Random Player: "I need to make an Ash Bat so i can play Cricket today."
by ProffFartuart November 18, 2019
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Base Ball Bat

Im About To Get Hit With One HElp Lmao
Get out of my chair or ill hit u with a base ball bat
by MrMr1029 May 10, 2019
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