Jonathan

The worst kind of guys. SMALL DICK ENERGY really comes out with them. Six-pack more like a six pack of beers. High dumb assholes. BIG CHEATERS

“ Did you see Jonathan last night.”

“ Yeah there wasn’t much to see”

by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019

Jonathan

A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.

Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.

by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020

Johitha

Johitha is an Indian name that means Jasmine. Johitha’s are friendly and loyal but if you disrespect them they will hurt you very badly. These types of people have no athletic bone in their body.

“Johitha catch the ball!”
Johitha missed the ball.

by Waterlilyandjasmine May 19, 2021

Packie Joint

A packie joint is when you don't have much weed left, barely enough for a joint and you're sharing it, similar to a prison rollie Commonly used amongst stoners in the North West of the UK.

Example 1:
Ryan: "Hey lad have any merch there?"

Dave: "Yeah lad but not much, it's like a packie joint"

Example 2:
Chris: "Lad I got scummed there, I got a 10s and it wasn't even two reefers lad, it was like a fattie and a little packie joint for when I go to bed"

by FlappedJoint September 4, 2012

sexual janitor

A person who cleans up all the low level single undesirables for sexual purposes. I.e. The last drunk person at the bar, the girl that just got out of jail with 7 kids, etc.

"Heath took that overweight wasted chick home. He's such a sexual janitor."

by lemurgrrl 1977 February 23, 2015

Rub Joint

A dive bar or real shitty motel and the people who hang out there are low lifes too.

I would never go there the place is a real rub joint you might catch something.

by Ol watchmen September 4, 2018

Bad Joint

Marijuana cigarette laced with tobacco and stuffed with a rolled-up cardboard filter.

I don't smoke joints without tobacco and filter - I only smoke bad joints.

by Confuction February 14, 2021