Jonite 

A person who worships Jonah Falcon because he has a 13.5 inch dick. Most Jonites only love Jonah because they have an obsession with dick. Jonites are often found with the guy in the room who has the hugest dick and would give anything to have sex with Jonah's living legend.

Angelina: Did you see Anthony over there with a boner I bet his dick is huge
Sandra: I'd love to ride that piece of meat.
Angelina: What about Chris' huge member over there? I need that in my mouth tonight.
Me (Thinking): You two hoes are such Jonites

Jonite by RoyalBish April 10, 2015

Joniel

Joniel is the best person you will ever meet in your life and is super nice but gets mad sometimes and joniel has hair and is not so tall.Joniel Is the best person the you will ever meet in this world always there to make your day better and is very smart and makes sure to be smart to have a great life.When joniel is older he will be rich

Man Joniel is the best and joniel is me best friend and he is here for me.

Joniel is annoying sometimes

Joniel by rruturnfjfnf June 1, 2019

Double-Jointed Vagina 

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.

Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!

Double-Jointed Vagina by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009

Jontez 

Jontez is a person who pretty,smart,funny,sweet,careful. He will give you all of him. And this person is very special in many ways. He's a beast in Football he will smack any one who touches the ball. He is a muscular, fast and athletic person. He is super smart,quiet, and very strong. But yall niggas don't wanna try him he probably quite sometimes, but he will kick ass, his hands and arms are like bullets coming out a machine gun.... "Girls" This guy is sooo romantic when you get to really know him. He's likes flirting, and being erkin to girls. He will be soo SWEET to a girl, You will be so happy if you got you a Jontez he's soo incredible. He sometimes mean and a bad person but that just don't happens people make him like that. He gets jealous mad easily. He will keep his mind on one girl that is special to him. Most girls think he's like all boys but he's not... But "girls" You will be surprised if you see whats in his pants " Its Very Long "...... A Jontez is Freaky something but he will not wanna have Sex. He loves spending time kissing and Cuddling with his girlfriend. He really don't trust many people, out of all his homies he will only trust one.. And lady's yall have to earn his Trust, Love, Careness... So u have to be Loyal... Cause a Jontez is super Loyal... He is a designer, neat, and clean person.. He can be one thing than the next minute he will change. But you will be lucky to have you a Jontez, So take care of him.

*Wow!! I heard that Jontez is soo funny and super sweet!!*

"Did you guys see Jontez playing football last night Nd he ran over everybody"

*Jontez is soo erkin but its funny and fun and plus he's soo handsome and romantic!!

Jontez by Holy_Ghost_ March 31, 2016

double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.

A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"

double-jointed-monkey-crawl by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009

Double jointed pussy 

What a double jointed pussy is; when a woman’s vagina can expand to two times the size. A double jointed pussy can fit up to 4 penises. A woman can have intercourse with a double jointed pussy for up to 20 times a day.

Bro, I screwed a girl with a double jointed pussy, needles to say it was not tight.

Double jointed pussy by 23coxsucker December 25, 2019

Jonise

Jonise is to herself but she is so beautiful. Her smile changes your whole mood when she walks in. Everyone loves to be around Jonise. She is wild in bed and gets addicted to sex. But she is a good girl with a big heart. She is someone that sometimes cares for others than she cares about herself.

Damn Jonise so amazing

Jonise by AlexJones442 January 7, 2015