Old Jessup

A dog, most likely a Basset Hound of great age, that lives on the family farm and is surrounded by a vast history of shinnanigans and adventures about which many stories are told. As customary, when recounting a story about Old Jessup, one must talk in a heavy southern drawl.

Old Jessup was born right under that there oak tree down by the crick, shore seemed like yesterday he was rousin' about the chicken coop hasin hisself a free meal.

by Bubba D-Chi Gordon November 24, 2010

raving with jesus

Overdosing on club drugs etc., therefore dying and going to heaven to roll with Jesus.

- I told Julie not to do that last line.
- It's OK, man. She's raving with Jesus now.

by hayzeussss January 7, 2011

Raptor Laser Jesus

It is essentially Raptor Jesus with a mounted helmet laser.

Did you see that!?

See what?

Raptor Laser Jesus!

You mean Raptor Jesus?

*FaicPalm*

by HeilRapJesus69 September 9, 2010

Jesco White

The famous "dancing outlaw". He grew up in Boone county, West Virginia. He is the true rebel of the south. he follows in his father's footsteps, while trying to overcome depression, drug addiction, the poverty of rural Appalachia and he likes to drink, fight, and raise hell.

Did you see Jesco white in that documenty " The Wild and wonderful Whites of West Virginia".

by wvrebel March 28, 2011

Jessica

Jessica is definantly not a girly-girl but when she is young she is like any other girl, she likes pink and plays with barbies. But when they are about 8 they dislike the color pink and like blue or green. She is shy in public, but when she's with family or friends she won't shut up. She is kind and soft to people she likes, but can be a bitch to people she doesnt like. She doesn't gets hurt easily. She can fight back and be a bit of a bitch. She is beautiful and falls in love easily and gets too attached but her heart can also be broken easily. She is definantly a daredevil and loves to have fun.

Woah Jessica you look insane

by Snazzyretwar34 November 25, 2018

Jesse

Amazing guy, who can make anyone laugh and feel comfortable. Sexy as hell. Anyone who gets to date him should feel privledged.

Man, did you see Jesse earlier? he was looking good.

by awake300 March 15, 2010

Jesus Eyes

1) Eyes that are slightly glazed over and wide.
-Enlarged pupils but not red
-Could be mistaken as being on drugs.
-Usually associated with a blinding white smile.

2) Judgmental tolerance; superficial
-Tend to be flight attendants, members of choir groups and owner's of craft-stores.
-Support Prop 8, wear pearls and look like Stepford Wives.

Is she stoned or is she so fake that she has Jesus Eyes ?

by Al Harwin March 31, 2009