Clapping the Goose 

To vigorously masturbate.

"I caught ol' Nick in their clapping the goose after hours in the employee bathroom."

Clapping the Goose by Goose-Grappler-27 January 18, 2019

Gus The Goose 

The mascot for Washington College, a small liberal arts school on the Chester River, in Eastern Shore Maryland. He is a large, flightless bird with black and red feathers. Some argue that he is supposedly still on veteran benefits since he retired from the Continental Army in 1780. He is a close confederate to ex-prez George Washington and travels the country looking to coerce teens to attend WAC. Debatably a nice guy, but he tends to crap on the soccer pitch far too often. Honestly a low-mid tier mascot.

Guy 1: Holy Crap is that Gus the Goose?!
Guy 2: Duuuude yeah. What a G. He hangs with dead presidents so he must be cool.
Girl: We are so lucky to have a school mascot like him!

Gus The Goose by Frœnch Montanå March 26, 2019

Shoot the Goose 

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.

thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right

Shoot the Goose by ritzy115 April 25, 2020

slip slap nigga goose 

A “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure” reference.

Conversation that accidentally says “slip slap nigga goose”: slip slap nigga goose”

Jojo stan: is that a jojo reference?!?!

slip slap nigga goose by steven pharmer October 20, 2020

Loose in the Goose 

When her coochie is very much not tight.

Yo if she got a thigh gap she loose in the goose.
No cap.

Loose in the Goose by YourAllSus February 10, 2021

just Speed run my Goose Puncher 

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

just Speed run my Goose Puncher by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021

The Great goose believers

People who are believed to belong to ancient goose's cul-... religion.
They have weaponized tank named "parade platform" which was named like that to pass legal matters easily.
There is no one on the list of believers.

Do you believe in The Great goose believers??

The Great goose believers by Toahy March 24, 2021