phillipino surprise

When Ranola and Angelo go in to a dark closet together.

Hit the lights so can give you a phillipino surprise.

by anonymous October 18, 2022

Phillip

A person that’s repeatedly invited (and always shows up) to intimate family events/occasions, even though they are not family.
A Phillip is an outsider, but will be thrust upon the other members of the group as if they are legit and have always belonged. Anyone questioning the presence of Phillip will be met with contempt.
A Phillip will usually take more from an occasion than he/she adds.

“Why was he invited? He’s not even family! But he’s always turning up for shit that doesn’t involve him. He’s such a Phillip!”

by Emmmm4 December 9, 2022

Philibluster

What da loudly-irritable-and-irascible Fake-Doctor McGraw would likely engage in if anyone questioned his background, expertise, ethics, and/or right to be on da air as a learned psychologist.

Dat nationally-televised fat-'n'-bald dude wif da creepy eyebrows actually has no medical or psychology credentials, so there's no need to listen to all of his pompous Philibluster.

by QuacksO January 31, 2023

philiate

verb.
To have a kink or philia towards something.

At first, my sex life was pretty vanilla, but then I started to philiate the use of toys in the bedroom.

by Diriector_Doc February 11, 2023

Philistine Armor

The protective covering on the head of the penis, also known as the foreskin.

My ex wanted me to get circumcised; but I stood firm. I will give up my Philistine Armor for NO ONE!!!

by AhrimanicSon February 22, 2023

Phillip

Phillip is a very lovely person, he sometimes makes mistakes but with his majestic eyes you will most definitely give him a second chance.

Oh my god, there is another phillip talking to Jonathan

by Jons7777 March 17, 2023

Phillip

He is the funniest and coolest person you will ever meet they will be shy at first but when you take the time to be their friend they will be so funny and they will make you feel good. They will probably be your best friend

Gorol 1: Wow who by holy name be that bucco ye over yonder

Boy: Thats Phillip he do be makin me feel like a squirrel in a dome ye down 3k leagues beneath the sea
Gorol 2: Hey "Gorol 1" go kick rocks you skallywag

Gorol 1: That why you shoe rachet and you be smellin rancid wit cho off brand shaqs in that gyat dam TJ Max bargin bin potato sack lookin ass fit you be wearin you just mad beacuse you aint got no motion with cho Dusty,Crusty,Musty ass lookin cut you be lookin like sakura with yo damaged ass hair being shorter than yo time you spent with yo dad.
Gorol 2: No th-this caint be

Boy:No I am your Father
Gorol 2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Terrence: Say Terrence what do yo-
Boy: Who TF are you?
Terrence: NAGASAKI

*EXPLOSION*

by Sponge John Circle Pantalones March 22, 2023