balloon head

A prison term for someone that is beaten severely to the point that their head is swollen.

See also: pumpkin head

Hey, that snitch was turned into a balloon head.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

Ballooning over Paris

Is a sexual act that resembles a hot air balloon ride. While the girl isn't looking, one guy pinches his foreskin while urinating and starts ballooning. Then the other guy drops his "ballast bags" on the girl's chest like a Cleveland steamer. When the girl opens her mouth to scream, the other guy pops the "balloon" by releasing his foreskin in her face trying to get as much in her mouth as possible. Finally, the guys high five, forming an Eiffle tower.

Optional: Ro sham bo to see who has to go down on the girl.

Alternate: double team the girl and when the 1st guy is ready, he pulls out and pinches his foreskin catching the semen instead of urine.

Jay's girlfriend wanted to go on a romantic hot air balloon ride for their anniversary, but I helped him give her a ballooning over Paris instead. Afterwards I got to chili dog her while he ate out.

by Phyllis von Merkin September 14, 2010

hot air balloon ride

Person lies on their back, the woman straddles the face creating a seal between the labia and the mouth. the person on the bottom blows into the woman to "inflate" the uterus. The woman grabs two hand-fulls of hair (the basket) and holds on for the balloon ride.

"Dude, i was trying to give a 'hot air balloon ride' and I got a mouth full of blow back."

by Elrond Driscoll February 4, 2009

bollock

Joanne Pryce

ha bollock

by a palmer December 17, 2003

Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta

In a sexual situation. When one partner passes a fart from his or her butt to the target's vagina, then seals it up. Like a hot air Balloon, for which the southwestern US town's fiesta is famous.

Last night Alan gave me an Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta. I've been queefing roadwarrior style all morning.

by Maddie Queefer May 5, 2009

Bollock Board

A small piece of card (maybe from a cereal box) or other similar slim item (i phone?) placed between the testicles of two lucky men giving an even luckier woman some double trouble. The board is for the less adventurous or shy man who doesn't want his balls slapping against his mates and prevents 'skin to skin' or 'bollock to bollock' contact. Could even prevent premature ejaculation for the more adventurous who enjoy said skin contact.

Rodney always dreamed of a threesome with the neighbors, but as a shy man worried about his balls making contact with Colins. Simply drawing round his testicles on an old Weetabix box and cutting out the shape gave him the perfect made to measure Bollock Board.

by The Testicle Team October 31, 2011

ballontologist

A person or persons who plays with there balls enough that they are well qualified to give there input on what balls should look like.

James should always ask his ballontologist if his balls look ok.

by scotty sav February 25, 2008