1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a
day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To
date that's
12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of
Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.
2. Don'
t touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.