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Tell Your Mom! 

1. An expression used when a friend, enemy, or otherwise annoying person is complaining about something terribly unimportant, asinine, or infantile.

2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)

3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.
Them: "Fuck! Fuck! I broke my shoelace! and to top it off, man, I got mud on my pants!! (continues complaining)

You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"

or

Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."

You: I always knew you liked dudes,

Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!

You: Tell your mom!

or

You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"
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fuckin your mom

me your mom sex
guy: hey Chris

Chris: what

guy: I was fuckin your mom last night she loved
fuckin your mom by godgody April 15, 2019

I fucked your mom

Our childhood was the best time of my life and I loved every minute spent with you and our jokes meant the world to me and I wish i never forgot you and I wish we had more time together now that I finally got you back in my life
Richie: I fucked your mom

Eddie: I love you too
I fucked your mom by I love reddie September 25, 2019

HOWS YOUR MOM & THEM?

another way of saying "hello" or "whats up"?
Yo man, Hows your mom & them?

Doing Your Mom 

When your friend FUCKS your Mom
When your friend Has sex with your Mom
D D Doing Your Mom
Doing Your Mom by BUDDYTHECAT March 10, 2022

Doin' Your Mom! 

A hilarious internet song made by Ray William Johnson and Fatty Spins.
Yeah I was doin' your mom! yes yours, first saw at the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80's prom queen, but her ass was lookin' all up in those mom jeans. So I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby! Wassup?" she had two gallons of milk and I was starin' at her jugs. 5 minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity-giggity-giggity!

doin your mom 

A slang term for fucking your mother. Often used as a comeback. Commonly used among sixth graders in school.
Lady Gaga was doin your mom last night.
doin your mom by shizjizzmywizz March 13, 2010