Alaskan short fuse 

Having sex with women, and making her believe you'll be together for a long time. When you are about to cum you save it inside of you and run around the house cumming on every electrical appliance. Everything will break, you proceed to run out of the house, finally cumming on the women's electrical box.

Jillian: Why are you so sad Linda
Linda: Some guy alaskan short fused my house
Jilian: That happened to me a week ago
Linda: oh
Jilian: yup

Alaskan short fuse by Tha alaskan January 4, 2011

Walking-short 

When a tall person walks with their knees bent in such a way as to gain the perspective of a shorter person, hence, walking-short

Dwayne (6'3") was walking-short behind Sam (5'2") so that he could see the world from Sam's perspective

Walking-short by tangencies January 16, 2010

Ron Short Squirt

When you drink so much energy drink that a short burst of liquid shit fires out of your ass uncontrollably.

Alan had a Ron Short Squirt in the middle of his final exam.

Ron Short Squirt by Georgebrw March 12, 2015

long short story 

a short story that takes a long time to tell

*Over complicates story and adds details that are unnecessary.*
"Anyways, long short story..."
*Continues to over complicate story and add details that are unnecessary.*

long short story by user8857 June 21, 2018

One Taco Short of A Taco Salad 

An extremely dumb person; the person who has an IQ below 80

TEACHER: what is -3(x+8)-5(x-3)^4
student 1: 7?
student 2: kid stop answering you're one taco short of a taco salad!

One Taco Short of A Taco Salad by Simply Beastly October 19, 2010

must be a short 

What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.

I cannot figure out why your car won't start, must be a short

must be a short by estebansux September 29, 2011

Cum Up Short 

That annoying scenario when you're wanking to a great porno, a good scene comes on, and decide now is the time to go for it. So you get to the vinegar strokes......only for the scene, at that crucial moment, to cut to a far better, hornier one! Thus missing out on an even more intense knee-trembler.

It's one of life's great disappointments.

Dammit Ivan, I was having a great wank last night, only to fucking cum up short! What a jip.

Cum Up Short by joz8968 June 5, 2018