KUNGFOO PANDA

morbidly obeese black and white criter roaming the earth top; often raping. His dope Kungfoo skills oftenly leave people in cumvolsion.

I was roaming the earth top, when i was raped by a morbidly obeese black and white criter called a KUNGFOO PANDA left me in comvolsion

by BRANDII MAE January 20, 2011

samurai panda

A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun

Linsey is such a fucking samurai panda!

by Rahnderson April 23, 2011

Beached Panda

a beast at video games even though he is very new to them

man 1 : watcha playin
man 2: black ops with ruben, this guy is a beached panda!!!

by OZNEROL July 25, 2011

Elite Panda

Uber online gamer who enjoys trying hard, conversations with cougars(45+), minimal competition, incest (ie Panda on Panda), and the Twilight series.

HoRiZoN: Did you see that Elite Panda?
Roy: Yeah, he was having sex with a panda.

by Jesse Druid December 7, 2011

Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.

'that's one endangered meaty panda'

by rarasputin December 31, 2011

baby pandaphiliac

noun.

(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).

(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.

(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.

my girl would have saved that child from the burning building, but she is a baby pandaphiliac and was salivating over some you tube video involving pandas on slides.

by madking_the_artist November 28, 2012

Golden Panda

The act of punching another in both eyes and pissing on them during sexual foreplay.

There's nothing like being turned on by doing a Golden Panda.

by HunkyDory December 18, 2012