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Woodland Middle School

A torturous prison located in Gurnee, Illinois. This school is highly known for having constant fights, students vaping in the bathrooms, and wannabe e-boys. Half of the ceiling tiles are gone and haven’t been replaced in years due to budget cuts caused by the chrome books.
You go to Woodland Middle School? Dang, feels bad.
by Anonymousguy1562 April 16, 2019
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Holicong Middle School

A place that feels like living hell. Everybody there is racist, homophobic, transphobic, and will call you a slur for literally breathing. The teachers suck and it feels like a prison.
"Holicong Middle School is the place where you learn to hate yourself!"
by This.School.Sucks. September 23, 2021
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smithson valley middle school

Smithson valley middle school is the middle school equivalent of used tape. Practically scum of the earth, although we are a very diverse community. We have the classic hangover bunch who are never actually drunk but somehow hungover anyways, we have the stoner kids (enough said) the fake stoner kids who don't even smoke weed but everyone seems to think they do. We have the confederate generals, who pick on the gay group at school and yell about trumps p**** Incident all day (this also includes the majority of the teachers) and lastly we have the rest who truly could not give a single fu•k about anything.
Mom:why did you get kicked out of smithson valley middle school
Kid:because Im a liberal
by Jmd.roast January 24, 2017
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north wilkes middle school

north wilkes middle school is a place with A LOT of drugs. everyone vapes/juuls there. they are all pikes and big ol' country boys. most of their sports team suck as well as most of the girls. ALL of the girls there are thots and there have been more than one girl to get pregnant and or miscarriages. the guys there are mostly garbage and don't respect women. you don't wanna go there for you will be disappointed by how many nasty people there are.
Girl 1: I go to North Wilkes Middle School
Girl 2:Ew, everyone there is gross
by Kate666 March 17, 2019
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The classier, less cocky version of Middlebrook Hall Sixth Floor.
I'm bored should we go to Middlebrook Hall Sixth Floor? No, they are obnoxious, lets go to Middlebrook Hall Seventh Floor.
by seventhfloormak November 24, 2010
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Kirk Middle School

A 1- star school because kids are too ghetto and too busy smoking crack to learn anything. Not only is the school horrribly dirty, they have a fine collection of cockroaches. Most of them don't have any heads. Has a record for having blood in the meat of their school lunches, but sour milk to top it off. Remember to wipe your shoes after leaving; you'll find a fine collection of dust and dirt on all of your belongings. The teachers don't give a fine hoot about your learning, and will constantly hand out worksheets to be completed by the bell. Oh, and the teachers fart on you. They also make promises that never come true, and the main sport is basketball. Beware of fat hogs trying to steal your lunch, my personal experiance. Kirk's a jerk!
Girl: Ew! You're room's a mess!
Girl 2: It's a total Kirk Middle School!
by Deep Fryer January 19, 2011
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upper middle class white girl syndrome

Being so bored you feel the need to shop
Bob: Dude, we have a problem. Dave is suffering from upper middle class white girl syndrome.

Phil: What?

Bob: It's serious, man. I think we have to amputate.

Phil: Amputate what?!?!

Bob: His manlyhood
by YelloDragon2 November 8, 2012
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