Middlebrook 

The prestigious honors dorm of the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities. Middlebrook is basically a collection of frail, pale, sheltered midwest white kids, who, for some inexplicable reason, the University decided to place within a five minute walk of the Riverside projects. Muggings and other assorted petty crimes occur roughly once a week in the Middlebrook area, mostly due to the fact that half of all Middlebrook residents couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag.
The seventh floor of Middlebrook Hall seems to be home to the highest concentration of the aforementioned pale, frail, Midwestern white kids. It's a strange and fickle place, where up is down and awkward is normal.

Halloween was confusing. It was entirely unclear whether a given MIddlebrook resident was wearing a costume or if that was just their normal attire.

Middlebrook by Kyle Bladewing, Joe the Omnipotent, Josh the Igniter January 30, 2008

Middlebrook 

Middlebrook is a large concentration of pale and frail kids; however, there are not just white kids. There are many Asians that live in Middlebrook as well. Most of the people that live in Middlebrook probably couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag, but most can probably do calculus or something else that's hard in circles around a lot of the University of Minnesota's students living in other res halls. There are many Honors kids, because it is the honors dorm; as well as acting students who probably could not kick the shit out of most people, but could verbally abuse even a professor. It most definitely is a strange place, not what you would expect out of a typical dorm in a place of Higher Education.

So the acting students were giving shit to the honors kids and calling them wimps so the honors kids built a catapult device that chucked water balloons at the actors while they were walking back to Middlebrook. (True story unfortunately...)

Middlebrook by John the Baptist12 April 18, 2009

Middlebrook Hot 

Describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of Middlebrook Hall at the University of Minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation less attractive than the rest of the campus. Additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive girls acquiring boys who would not otherwise be attracted to them. Applies to all floors not taken up by Arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. Exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.

Guy 1: Dude, I got with such a fine bitty last night.

Guy 2: No way man, we saw her and she was Middlebrook hot, you were so trashed.

Middlebrook Hot by chahenE February 10, 2010

Middlebrook Hot 

The quality of Middlebrook Dining Hall food, such that it is sometimes warm, but never hot

Sanford Kid 1: Dude have you eaten at Middlebrook yet?
Sanford Kid 2: Ya, kinda disappointing, all the food was Middlebrook Hot

Middlebrook Hot by Cori Roberts September 23, 2018

Middlebrook Hall Seventh Floor

The classier, less cocky version of Middlebrook Hall Sixth Floor.

I'm bored should we go to Middlebrook Hall Sixth Floor? No, they are obnoxious, lets go to Middlebrook Hall Seventh Floor.

Middlebrook Hall Seventh Floor by seventhfloormak November 24, 2010

Middlebrook Hot 

Phenomenon in which Middlebrook residents at the University of Minnesota are slept on, but are often more attractive than the rest of campus. This excludes any member of the Art LLC. These folks are also less likely to have STDs due to their isolation from the cesspool of Super Block. Again, excluding Art LLC.

Person A: He's from Middlebrook? Rough!
Person B: Nah, he's Middlebrook hot, look at this pic!
Person A: Dang! He IS Middlebrook hot.

Middlebrook Hot by MargieEgren October 1, 2019

Middlebrook Hot 

A dorm at the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities on the West Bank isolated from the rest of the undergraduate population. This dorm is inhabited by honor students and art students alike. Upon entrance, hotness of females is skewed due to the lack of hot females.

Superblock bro 1: Did you see that chick I hooked up with last night at the Middlebrook Dance Party Round II?

Superblock bro 2: Woah bro, Becky? She was Middlebrook hot, easily a 3 on the outside world scale.

Superblock bro 1: For real? Middlebrook hot got the best of me again...

Superblock bro 2: She's really good at the studying the sciences.

Middlebrook Hot by Yungflame November 17, 2011