menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).

girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"

by BillieGoat June 12, 2013

Math Camp

A place where book smart people go but they have no other smarts than math

Person 1: What are you doing over the summer

Person 2: Im going to math camp

by PlCkLeRlcK March 8, 2023

Stupid math

An oxymoron for smart people but it is not for stupid people who don't even know about it(ex the one writing the first defination of this word).

Stupid math is an oxymoron for people like me.

by Dgnatanh June 3, 2021

Math

Math means Mental Abuse to Humans

Maths mean Mental Abuse to Homo Sapiens

Person A: Hey what does math stand for
Person B: It stands for Mental Abuse to Humans

by THEREALXB November 21, 2022

Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.

Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.

by Numerati December 9, 2024

Math

A useless piece of crap that makes everyone want to literally drown themselves in a pool of spit

What do math and a broken pencil have in common? They’re both pointless.

by puppydog16377383 November 9, 2019

Maths

A concept created by some arabic twats to piss off the entirety of human kind.

Person 1: What's your opinion on Maths?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Erm, hel-
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK, IS THE POINT IN INCINERATING CHILDREN'S BRAINS CELLS, TO LEARN A TOPIC, THAT'S FLAWED ANYWAYS?!?!
Person 1: Bro chill! Tf does that even mean anyways, maths isn't flawed.
Person 2: Watch fucking Veritasium on youtube. Bro literally destroys the concept of maths with a vid titles, "there is a hole at the bottom of Math".

*post watching vid*
Person 1: ......FUU-

by Punjabi Peanut June 21, 2023