Cat Bound

1: When one's cat prevents one from being mobile by sitting comfortably on one's lap.

2: Blaming one's cat for being unmotivated and lazy.

I really needed to get up and get motivated, but I was cat bound.

I would've come to your birthday but I was totally cat bound and couldn't budge.

by Vikingsmyth August 8, 2010

Siamese Cat

A cat with short hair and colour points along with blue eyes. It also has beige fur.

The siamese cat looks majestic

by MEEZERMEOWBOI January 17, 2021

Cat Typing

When your cat decides to walk across your keyboard.

-dgs4t67kl8;9
-wtf?
-sorry, cat typing.

by Brainfreeze193 January 19, 2010

chima cat

Chima cat is a cat that sometimes goes crazy. Chima cats go especially crazy during the night. Chima cats use their adorable charm to seem innocent but when you bend down to pet them they jump up and attack your face. Chima cats do not like other animals especially cats.

Chima cat, get out of my dresser drawer!!!

Help, Chima cat is attacking me!!!

Bad Chima cat!!!

by Red fox March 19, 2017

cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.

Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.

by MayContainYuri November 5, 2018

Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

by JaneBlow April 10, 2016

hairless cat

Landon

hi hairless cat

by dumratatata August 20, 2020