Cat hiss

When one squats down and let’s a soft slow hissing fart out.

I just cat hissed next to that person

by Beanasour February 18, 2019

cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments June 1, 2018

Cootie cat

Women's vagina

Don't touch my cootie cat! Maybe later..

by 515Nannie November 12, 2019

Flying Cat

Flying Cat, also referred to as squitten, is a rare species only made in Canada. These creatures are the meme generators!

Steve: Hey look, a flying cat!
Joe: oh yeah, one of those has told me a meme before.

by Albruins September 18, 2019

Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.

That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.

by Crimcrams September 27, 2019

Keyboard cat

keyboard cat came from a video uploaded in 2007. this became very popular. all though keyboard cat has died the owner has another cat thats apparently keyboard cat 2

death: come with me keyboard cat
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best

by Know Your Memes October 1, 2019

Cat Skinner

The title given to a builder of logging roads that operates of any size bulldozer. Primarily running caterpillar machinery, the skills obtained by the individual have such finesse, the road surface is as smooth as a freshly shaved high end escort.

Skinning real cats with the dozer is on another plain.

See that old crusty bastard on the D8? That old timer is a real example of how you should build a road. A true cat skinner

by Sapper Dan August 12, 2019