Mark: Hey bro, I have 1 inch

Steven: OMG BRO YOUR PACKING

Mark: I know right

Steven: How does that even fit in your pants bro

Mark: I don’t even know

1 inch is more than enough and if you say any different then your not invited to my birthday party

1 inch by Mayonnaiseonaburger June 6, 2023

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1-year cliff

The term used to describe the need to change your job approximately every 1 year, either due to intrinsic desires or due to being pushed out by a manager or boss

I hit my 1-year cliff at Apple before switching to Microsoft

1-year cliff by ihatefeggings June 23, 2023

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1) What

A reference to the downfall of FTX where instead of explaining the situation, the CEO, Sam Bankman-Fried, created a Twitter thread over the course of a few days starting with a single tweet saying "1) What" followed by numerous numbered tweets spelling out "H-A-P-P-E-N-E-D"

This is often seen used on crypto Twitter whenever a prominent figure makes a big mistake causing a public outcry on Twitter, similar to the FTX scenario

CZ Binance: We have experienced a private key leak and are currently in the process of ensuring all funds are safe

Some guy in the comments: 1) What

1) What by bboldd June 30, 2023

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1 August

National the strongest pairs day!

The first day of August is the day when the strongest pairs of lovers are formed. It's a great day to confess your feelings and propose a relationship!

— Today is 1 August! Do you want to be my girlfriend?

1 August by meowmrew July 15, 2023

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