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blue waffle

a disease that makes vaginas blue, big, and saggy
"dude I was about to go down on this girl when I saw she had a blue waffle!"
by imonlyanatom December 3, 2010
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waffles

suburban rich kid slang for weeed. often used in conjunction with "syrup" for alchohol. part of a balanced breakfast.
yo brah, u got waffles?
yeah man, lets bake some waffles!

holy shit man i got so waffled up last night. we waffled with syrup and then i got run over by a car cuz i didnt know where the fuck i was!
by ltrain47 June 30, 2008
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Waffle Party

The act of gang stomping a fascist or Nazi with shoes or work boots, creating a waffle pattern on the face and neck consistent with the tread of the footwear.
Saw some proud boys and patriot front guys in town. We threw a waffle party so they get even less laid.
by Dr Raoul D August 19, 2021
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steamed waffle

Someone who gets constantly pwned and still thinks they're good.
Can also mean someone who thinks they know more than they actually do.
Wow, he's such a steamed waffle, he's bragging even though everyone pwned him.

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You don't even know what your talking about!! Your such a steamed waffle!
by upsdnz February 26, 2008
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Lobby Waffle

The waffle you inevitably have at a hotel that serves breakfast and has one of those waffle makers that the waffle always sticks to the toof of after its done cooking. you only choose to have it because its not a "good" hotel and thats the only warm food there.
Hey you wanna grab a mcmuffin before we get back on the road?

Nah, I'll just grab a lobby waffle.

Whatever dude
by reunitepangaea July 20, 2011
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Canadian Waffle Hot Dog

In essence, putting your wiener in a block of cheese while pouring maple syrup on your naked body. It is usually used as a satirical art piece or part of a satirical statement.
If Jackson Pollock's paintings are worth millions, then that video of me doing a Canadian Waffle Hot Dog has got to be worth something
by Johnnyboyee November 15, 2011
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Blue Waffle Eater

Brad: Damn, Nicole's pussy smells like rotten fish...

Bryan: That's what happens when you become a Blue Waffle Eater!
by QuadFather January 19, 2014
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