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Happy Lemon

A carefree and extremely pretentious subspecies of hipster from the Philippines. They are usually found in "hip" places like coffee shops and forever 21 stores. A Happy Lemon cannot live without an apple product, or a fashionable pair of flip flops.

They often range from ages 15-32, and sometimes over.

The term originates from a milk-tea cafe known as The Happy Lemon, which became ridiculously popular despite the rancid taste of their beverages. The cafe was packed full of hipsters, day in and day out, who lined up with friends to hog a table and chat about pretentious, material things.

Since, "A Happy Lemon" has become a general term for pretentious manila hipsters who, despite the situation of the country around them, continue to live their petty existences of pretentious get togethers and social gatherings. They usually are from the middle class or the upper class, condescending upon those of the lower or less fortunate class. The money in their wallets provides them with comfort and fuel for their egos, therefore they make it a point to show off how better they are and how much more money they have in comparison to others.
Person One: "Starbucks is so overrated, let's try this rancid milk-tea cafe!!"
Person Two, seeing person one: "Oh my gosh did you see that girl? That cafe looks so hip, let's all go guys!"
Person Three, seeing person two: "It's the latest trend! Let's all go!"
Old Man: "Damn Happy Lemon Whippersnappers."

soggy lemon 

The act of placing lemon juice on chicken and feeding it to your dog
Jasis that was gas lovely soggy lemon
soggy lemon by AdamMooneyLovesCock February 19, 2018

The Lemon Pickle 

The sexual activity is preformed by two humans, it involves a penis, vagina and unrine. The male inserts his penis in the vagina as normal, but before the penis is in, the woman pees on the males penis for extra lube.
Jillian - ''Have you done The Lemon Pickle yet? ''

Becky - '' No, but i heard it was the bomb''

Jillian - '' Yeah, sister.''

needs a little lemon 

Needs a little zest, a little pizazz. Add something!
To put it bluntly: Your boring, you need a little lemon!
Sarah's act was so boring! She needs a little lemon!
needs a little lemon by Jaja A September 12, 2008

Amber Lemon

Shes the sweetest, cutest, funnest, most adorable girl you will ever meet. She can be a bitch when you get on her bad side, but when your on her good side you often get treated with something sweet. She gives the best hugs. She usually makes peoples days a whole lot more funner. Shes a big flirt to who ever approaches her. She has a figure that will take your breathe away and confidence level so high it will make you proud to know her. Shes usually in a great motivated mood. She loves long relationships and doesn't care for the short ones. Shes hard to get and not easy to leave. Shes sexy. Sexual relationships aren't her favorite, shes more into personality and being able to chill is her favorite thing.
Amber Lemon really made my day today, shes beautiful! I love her hugs. I think I have a crush on her.<3
Amber Lemon by Yes I DO! August 23, 2011

The Lemon Suprise 

the act of peeing in a womans vagina or ass while just entering the vagina or ass.
Alex: Ian just popped a boner and tried to pull the The Lemon suprise on Kripa last night.
Sam: Thats disgusting!!
The Lemon Suprise by Leonidis August 4, 2008