when you hang your pants pockets inside-out and your cock out of your open zipper, resembling a baby elephant
by greenthumbs December 8, 2009
Get the the baby elephantmug. A Baby born by the process of sucking ejaculate out of an anus (not necessarily partner's anus) and spitting it into a vagina.
by Diddty dix and company. June 15, 2006
Get the Felch babymug. Right before I had an orgasm while doing my girlfriend last night, I took my cock out of her, snd baby battered her tits.
by RobC June 1, 2005
Get the baby batteredmug. The area near my building's dumpster is often used as a pit stop by the homeless. Dumping garbage late at night means I must lookout for the inevitable SHANGHAI BABY.
by jay-mon June 29, 2008
Get the shanghai babymug. A boner that is of non-sufficient size to most women. It cannot be bigger than 2" hard, hence why it is called a 'Baby B' which is short for a Baby Boner. Sometimes called a stealth or ninja boner as well since most girls cannot feel it...
When your pants hit the floor, the woman starts pointing and laughing at your Baby B. She will then tell you she has absolutely no intentions of sleeping with you and that she's actually having a family emergency and has to leave. Women will ask if it's in yet and you have already finished unleashing your shortage of dead babies onto her toes.
by Richard from the Gym June 22, 2009
Get the Baby Bmug. A sexually active male that is submissive to his pimp or baby daddy. Most usually in gay relationships, the Baby Boy is almost always on the receiving end of the arrangement.
by Pimp of 5 November 30, 2017
Get the Baby Boymug. a teen in a group of friends who is often the "bitch" of the group and is made fun of for being less mature or ignorant in many situations. Often has not fully completed puberty.
John: What is a sausage fest? Is that like a barbecue or something?
Friends: Wow John you are such a freaking muppet baby.
Friends: Wow John you are such a freaking muppet baby.
by rangermoody September 30, 2009
Get the muppet babymug.