jay-mon's definitions

shanghai baby

A large fecal mass usually , but not exclusively shepherd's crook or total bowlringer shaped and a floater.

Mark had to go, and after a mighty grunt, was pleased to feel it all come out at once. Mark looked into the toilet bowl, and beheld his magnificent SHANGHAI BABY.

by jay-mon February 28, 2007

shanghai baby

A human turd of any size / shape that has been left anywhere BUT a toilet.

The area near my building's dumpster is often used as a pit stop by the homeless. Dumping garbage late at night means I must lookout for the inevitable SHANGHAI BABY.

by jay-mon June 29, 2008

put the arm on it

To put the arm on something is to steal it.

A "nice sweater , where'd you get it ?"
B " Saw it in Macy's and put the arm on it."

by jay-mon September 17, 2019