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Country Blumpkin

Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.

Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
I was out of town last week and you wouldn't believe the Country Blumpkin this farm chick gave me!
by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022
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Double Blumpkin

Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.
Shelly gave me the steamiest Double Blumpkin on our Honeymoon getaway last week.
by Dinglebear April 30, 2022
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Reversal Blumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit on the toilet the man proceeds to eat out her vagina
Hey babe its your turn to return the so how bout that reversal blumpkin
by LILBIRD87 June 10, 2022
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Spotted blumpkin

When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces
The other night during very vigorous sex I gave Valerie a spotted blumpkin.
by Oklahoma tingler December 27, 2022
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Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck
Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!
by RollyMoFo January 3, 2023
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COUNTRY BLUMPKIN

Giving a blumpkin, (BJ on the Privy) in an Outhouse.
Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....
by Chainsaw_cutie January 7, 2023
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Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.
I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.
by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023
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