bellend

(1) Slang name for the head, or bulbous tip of the penis.
(2) Nickname given to my girlfriends total twat of a husband.

"Honey that fucking mardarse bellend has threw another sickie and not gone to work, I won't be able to get to yours today.

"Just tell him you're off to see me because I am better in bed than he ever could be, I don't need a vacuum pump to get it up. I mean it's not as though he doesn't know is it. He found the christmas card off me 12 months ago and is still too much of a shithouse to deal with this situation"

bellend by fasc December 13, 2008

black balled 

When a person is threatend or blackmailed for certain reasons like

Loansharking
Personal Extortion Pissing them off

Guy # 1- My money, where is it...Now
Guy # 2- I think i am getting Black balled
Guy # 1- Oh, you are

black balled by JJCoolJ91 March 10, 2008

Baller 

Kobe Bryant

alldayereday. turn on your tv. he's a baller.

Baller by AlyRaz December 5, 2009

Baller Stat 

When something holds the status of being baller.

initial statement: "yeah i ate chipotle 3 times this week." response: "ah that's baller stat man."

Baller Stat by Nate March 20, 2003

Balled Out 

Having sex, Getting screwed.

She got balled out last night.

Balled Out by Scruffy Medic December 16, 2009

baller 

though usually used to discribe a succusfull basketball player or a gangsta who "makes it big" its also commonly used in the paintball community to discribe anyone who paintballs, esp someone who paintballs very well (see agg)

(after getting shot in the ear from point blank range) damn that guys a baller.
or
you down to do some ball'n this weekend?

baller by Burger Lord November 2, 2004

balled out 

1) Getting yelled at.
2) Racking your scrote and balls so badly that they resemble pureed potatoes.

1) 12 year old: "What did your mom do when she found the cigarettes?"
13 year old: "She balled me out; told me I could die before I was twenty."

2) A man is cycling comfortably along a busy street and decides to accelerate when he sees the traffic light ahead change to amber. He stands high on the pedals and pumps harder and harder until his left foot slips at the same time his tire catches a sewer grate. He is rapidly shifted forwards forcing him to firmly and squarely straddle the center-post of the handle bars which catch his shorts. The bike is partially wedged by the front tire in the sewer grate but the force of his crotch ALONE lurches the bike out of the grate where he somersaults - bike fully attached solely to his crotch - through the entire intersection. While lying there unconscious, an onlooker can see the skin of his scrotum tightly twisted around the one handle bar with a flattened dark blue testicle clearly seen through the thinned skin.
Onlooker: "Maaaaan, that guy just got SEEEeeeriously balled out!!!"

balled out by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006