Johnny Goat

Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry

The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.

by Friend of the GOAT 🐐 March 24, 2021

Johnny Sundae

To take a poop on someone then teabag the poop with your balls.

“For my next trick, I shall Johnny Sundae this woman!”

by Johnny Sundae January 28, 2024

claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.

Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."

by Dean Houser November 11, 2008

Johnnie guilbert

A kind good looking sweet emo dude <3🫶

Johnnie guilbert is cool

by RAWRRRRRRRRRR XDD February 25, 2024

Pulled a Johnny

When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.

Damn! Bruce just pulled a Johnny while all of us were waiting for our turn!

by Mmxu November 24, 2021

Johnny 5

A production manager that's red in the face, hungover or drunk and hates women, children and animals.

Hey man, the production manager is miserable and is clutching his liver. Should we call an ambulance? No need, he's just a Johnny 5.

by Adam Harrington April 17, 2025

little Johnnys ant 123

small is what you are you're age is between 1-3

you're a little Johnnys ant 123 Bruh it's obvious

by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024