davy jones 

Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.

"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"

davy jones by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

geraint jones 

the wicket-keeper for england's cricket team

me: gee, geraint jones, you sure are a shit wicket-keeper.
him: why thank you for telling me, i didnt know that, because i always thought i was cool even though i cant catch a cricket ball. now i think i'll go and have anal sex with a dog.
me: okay then, have fun.

geraint jones by jim bill September 2, 2005

Mike Jones 

a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."

He is a famous rapper.

Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.

Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.

Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.

Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."

Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.

Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.

Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.

Mike Jones by C-Block December 15, 2008

Nick Jones 

Nick Jones is the coolest kid in all of Orange High School. He's a ninja with a jewfro. He plays the saxophone and is king of calculator programming.

Person 1: Nick Jones...
Nick Jones: Yo.

Nick Jones by nonninjawithoutajewfro August 22, 2011

william jones 

A complete jackass.
He is the exception of Williams.
He is full of shit and spouts it around himself at any given time.
Do not go near this specimen of a William, they are considered extremely dangerous to your health and can have stupidifying effect on you.

Mitchell: I met a William yesterday
Richard: cool! How’d it go?
Mitchell: it was the pretty rare Jones type though

Richard: oh no! You should see a doctor immediately!

Or

William: hey I’m william. William Jones
Nick: GET AWAY FROM ME!

william jones by Kai-Uwe April 19, 2018

jonesing 

an intense feeling or craving for something or someone

BIIIIIAAAAAAATCH, i bin jonesing fo yo tite asss all monin, so ya bes' paid dat mudda pukka fo all tree rox dis time

jonesing by Mike Schell October 6, 2003

Salty Jones 

Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.

Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.

Salty Jones by Mike November 27, 2003