exenger

noun. Someone who has previously worked as a bike messenger but is no longer earning a living from it.

A portmanteau of the prefix "ex-" and "messenger", an exenger may or may not wear the clothing or equipment associated with bicycle couriers.

Typically, an exenger will have the skills and experience to distinguish themselves from a fakenger or a posenger. This is sometimes not immediately apparent, especially if the cyclist is a Fixie La Douche style of exenger.

Bill is the king of the exengers. Although he hasn't been a courier since the 80's he still rides a fixie, wears a messenger bag and rolls the leg of his trousers up. He can track stand and roll a cigarette at the same time.

by teleski75 March 27, 2013

exfryted

The excited feeling of finding french fries at the bottom of your bag after a visit to a fast-food restaurant

While I was eating McDonald's in my car, I got exfryted because I found 3 fries at the bottom of my bag

by go f0ck yourself March 8, 2015

excessive penis

An over abundance of penis, either through size or sheer numbers

He had excessive penis

by tal nska January 7, 2016

ExpansionAttemptiosis

when you have a hard feeling that needs to be rubbed using AN expensive variety of petroleum jelly.

WOW last night i went through a ExpansionAttemptiosis.

by political retailer January 30, 2017

existential nap

Death.

Grandma did not come from upstairs this morning, she is taking an existential nap or Timmy's dog can't fetch the ball because it's taking an existential nap on the farm

by ramphilosophers December 7, 2017

Extreme-binary

A person who is absolutely certain, without any doubt whatsoever, that he is only attracted to people of the opposite sex. Synonym — straight. Opposite of non-binary. Used to make ordinary straight people seem more progressive and hip.

Jimmy is so extreme-binary. He likes the ladies— and that’s that. Twinks don’t stand a chance. With all due respect to the LGBTQ community, Jimmy’s just hard-core extreme-binary. Every night is ladies night.

by Imsparticus February 14, 2020

Jizz Expert

One who knows an alarming amount about the obtaining, handling and digesting of the male ejaculant.

Man Justin, you gobbled up that stuff real good. You have become a real jizz expert.

by Justin Grundstrom January 1, 2012