suck me off with a condom on 

when you pull up to a rich spoiled basturd and he wont have sex cause hes a pussy so he throughs a condom out the window so it seems as if he had sex but reall y his tiny titted girlfriend sucked him off with a condom on!!

aww shit, suck me off with a condom on

u say it when something bad happens

suck me off with a condom on by a gigantic virgin July 30, 2008

suck your mum 

suck your mum is a term used to offend somebod. It is mainly used by uneducated British citizens who have limited vocabulary and don not have any other way of expressing their upset or annoyance.

Person 1: suck your mum you reject child
Person 2: If you want to gwarn talk to me like that we'll settle this ting outisde

PROCEED INTO A FIGHT

suck your mum by k7.stackz April 28, 2020

Suck a toe! 

School way of saying "go suck a cock/fuck off".

Go suck a toe! Carl, you bother me.

Suck a toe! by Lamoosh December 13, 2016

suck it 

Demanding fellatio from the female sex.

"Suck it NOW, I paid you for this! 20 fuckin bucks, you're an expensive bitch! SUCK IT NOW!"

suck it by Punkhead May 29, 2005

suck wind 

sucking in air with your anus, holding the air, then releasing it in a fart.

"I suck in wind and fart it out. It's like recycling air through my anus."

suck wind by guzzly November 17, 2004

Suck an egg

A nicer way used to express emotion to get off your egg.

Cock: My egg is warm

Farmer: Gimme dat egg

Cock: SUCK AN EGG

Suck an egg by Traffic Stopper April 19, 2018

Suck Mah Dang Dang Nait

Uttered in a moment of pure stupidity, usually around two or three in the morning. Means, in simple english, "Suck My Penis Tonight You Rotten Sex Fiend."

Michael: "Dude, it's two in the damn mornin."
Jonathan: "SUCK MY DANG DANG NAIT!"

Suck Mah Dang Dang Nait by dat dude June 10, 2004