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ferris island

Known by many fifth graders who use amplify science, On one side of the mountain shaped island it is green and wet and the other is basically a desert
Teacher: how is water vapor created?

*eyeroll*

The water vapor is created from Water!

*eyeroll*

Why is west Ferris getting more rain than east ferris?

*eyeroll*

This mayor of this tiny fake island Known as Ferris island needs 5th graders to help them figure out how water vapor is created, has anyone heard of google?
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Staten Island Tech 

Some of the teachers have like 4 doctorates and just give hella work and torture you for fun, other teachers become your best friends. All our sports teams suck major ass but the 2020 senior football team thought they were the coolest people on the planet. The track team is a cult of weird nerds. Half the school lives in Brooklyn despite it being in Staten Island. The ones from sheepshead bay are literally the worst people to grace the planet earth. Rude racist Russians who carry long champ bags with Gucci slides despite living in two bedroom apartments in a dog shit neighborhood in Brooklyn. The ones from the island are usually are pretty nice but some are from tottenville and make you want to kill yourself. Literally zero diversity every one is Asian and russian, youre a minority being an Irish kid. Did I mention they force you to take Russian. The Russian teachers are almost all AWFUL literally treat their class like a USSR throwback ball. Everyone’s GPA is a 4.0 and getting an 80 in a class is treated like failing out of highschool. Everyone goes to an Ivy or Binghamton and college acceptance days are treated like literal dooms day. The bathrooms are a smoke show of honors kid burnouts who are desperately trying to get through their day via nicotine and wax pens. Despite all of this I couldn’t imagine myself anywhere else. You get super close with your friends and as much as you hate it one day you’ll look back and wish you could do it all again.
“What’d you do in highschool?”
“Cried, studied, and smoked in the bathrooms.”
“What?”
“Oh yeah, I went to Staten Island tech

schneider's island 

A fictitious island where the boy who doesn't say much, (but when he does it means something) sends people he no longer finds amusing
(1)Let me tell you about my business partner larry...

(2) If the rookie doesn't do the late slips, I'll put him on Schneider's Island
schneider's island by The Rookie November 3, 2003

Deerfield Beach Island 

Deerfield Beach Island, or DBI is an island along the east coast of Florida from Boca Raton (Palm Beach County) through part of Deerfield Beach and Hillsboro Beach (Broward County) Florida. It is a barrier island just east of the Hillsboro Bridge in Deerfield Beach and runs from Boca Raton Inlet (at the north end) to Hillsboro inlet (at the south end). Deerfield Cay comprises 3 municipalities, 2 counties, has 4 draw bridges, ocean parks and a Blue Wave Award winning public beach along with numerous restaurants, shops and night life bars including Rattlesnake Jakes, Barracuda Bar, Kahuna's, Flanigan’s, JB's on the Beach and Oceans 234. Deerfield Beach Island is also known for it's beachside festivals such as Pioneer Days, Surfer's for Autism Festival, Independence Day Festival and various art and music festivals.
I love to watch the sunrise next to the pier on Deerfield Beach Island .

the original pussy penis island 

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Battle For Dream Island

Battle For Dream Island (BFDI for short) is an animated web series on YouTube made by Michael Yiming Huang featuring animate objects compete for an island called "Dream Island." There are 5 series (BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, BFB, TPOT), 1 of them is currently ongoing (The power of two). It is the first animated object show.
"My favorite web series is Battle For Dream Island."

LONG ISLAND HIPSTER 

A 22-35 yr old Long Island native who has all the qualities of the traditional Brooklynite hipster (track bike, tight clothes, PBR,mustache, tattoos, etc) although is still an avid follower, if not actual member, of one of the hundreds of juvenile "emo/pop punk/hardcore" bands originating from although not exclusive to Long Island. Being in one's 20's or 30's and still very much wanting to go to or have one's band actually play the Warped Tour or Bamboozle Fest also qualifies one a Long Island Hipster. See: Brand New, Glassjaw, Gym Class Heroes, Fall Out Herb, Taking back Monday,Bayside, The Sleeping etc. Many of these LI hipsters have roots in a town on Long Island called East Meadow and surroundng area's. They often drink in a bar called The Leaky Lifeboat Inn in Seaford, Long Island. Actually moving to Brooklyn is a long term goal of the Long Island Hipster.
LI Hipster: Yo Brand New is gonna play the Warped Tour this year!

BK hipster: Uh what am I a freshman in high school? I can't handle that Long Island Hipster sh*t. We're both 25 dude!

LI Hipster: Yeah but those guys still make mad loot and get mad ass!

BK hipster: You're right but they still have to run around singing to a bunch of grammar school kids when all them dudes are well into their 30's now. Those bands remind of Free Credit Score.com commercials.

or

LI hipster: You wanna go to the Leaky Lifeboat tonight?

Actual Cool person: The music there is so goddam loud and the Long Island Hipsters always take over the juke box after 10 O'clock. It's a bar and all and people are drinking but it always feel like a fourteen year old is djing at that place. Its like being in a Tony Hawk video game or some sh*t. No screaming Long Island Hipsters for me tonite man.