I'm not your friend, buddy 

I'm not your friend buddy is an internet phenomenon that was inspired by an episode of "South Park". Usually occuring on message boards, the first person says "I'm not your friend buddy" and the next person will use the use the last word in the first comment as the first word in their comment, and will switch the their last word with either "pal", or "guy".

-I'm not your friend, buddy
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy
Etc.

I'm not your friend, buddy by Ozzie Restrepo April 11, 2008

I don't speak broke. 

A phrase someone who has AirPods says and uses it against everyone else to flex.

Person with no AirPods: Hey, what's up?
Person with AirPods: Excuse me, I don't speak broke.

I don't speak broke. by tmkkmt February 6, 2019

I'll be in my bunk 

Coined by Jayne Cobb in the TV series Firefly, and said throughout one episode when he felt aroused by the ship's resident Companion and her female client.

"I'll be in my bunk"

I'll be in my bunk by Klamath November 18, 2006

I am the walrus

Something you say when you are the walrus.

The Walrus: I am the walrus

I am the walrus by Ollie B. December 24, 2008

I Love You

The three hardest words to say in the English Language.

When done properly, side effects include: A seeming absence of your stomach, silence, perhaps tears, and an overwhelming joy.

I Love You by Leiko October 10, 2004

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap 

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013

I got game 

A. men and women relationship / courting - Game is your ability to flirt or hit on a member of the opposite sex, with style, class, tact, attitude, and charm

B. Got skills in general or good in playing sport

A. men and women relationship / courting

1 . If a girl says that guy "has" game, or he says "I got game", it probably means he has qualities such as suave, attractive, experienced, or charm.

2. If a guy says "you got game", it could mean you are attractive, cute and you have him in control and he likes you.

and same the other way around.

3. If a girl says that guy "is" game, it means he is available, single/looking, or a possibility.

B. Got skills in general or good in playing sport

1. When someone says "That guy's got game", it can mean he has skill, talent, or ability.

2. When someone says "It is game" or "i am game", it could mean he is ready; he is up for it; he is willing to do it.

3. when someone says " he got game", it could mean it is he could play basketball.

I got game by metal space April 24, 2013