crapier 

/crap-pee-AY/
An upper-class term for "crapper", or bathroom. Supposedly French in origin, but most likely made up in order to sound sophisticated.

Any woman would love to have that vase adorn her crapier.

crapier by Frungy March 31, 2008

crapeteria

A foul rank disgusting workplace cafeteria

Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria

crapeteria by steve austin July 20, 2004

craptaculous 

spectacularly ridiculous; crap added as additional adjective to indicate level of stupidity.

If I didn't have to work on this craptaculous project, I would be able to go out with you.

craptaculous by sprnwsgrl October 20, 2004

Crapper Condom 

The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.

"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."

Crapper Condom by Alan1999 August 4, 2008

Baby Crapface 

Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence.... baby "crap" face.

Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.

sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"

Baby Crapface by mrparka December 27, 2011

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper 

This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.

Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper by ---->In.Need.Of.A.Toilet<---- July 23, 2009

craptop

a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography

man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan

craptop by idakothetricky February 28, 2013