Bumpit 

A device used by large amounts of females in order to add volume to their hair.

Also, unless looked up in this dictionary, a way for a male to know that he is secretly a homosexual, and would be the only one suprised to find that out.

Also, a cheap plastic device used by cheap plastic females or transgenders so they do not have to rat their hair into a nappy mess to get it to have volume like that (see 'hollywood bumpit')

She was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.

Bumpit by textsfromlastnight August 28, 2009

bumper to bumper 

When There is a traffic jam and the cars almost touch each another.
Traffic Jam

Oh man, look over there: there is a terrible bumper to bumper on that road.

bumper to bumper by Marcelo Rodrigues August 4, 2007

bumpchuck 

(v) a hug/push that gets out of control during foreplay, often resulting in broken porcelain objects.

While preparing for fornication, to liven things up one may consider bumpchucking their large, naked, hairy, drunken mate into a porcelain object resulting in $500.00 worth of hotel damages and 3 inches of flooded bathroom floor.

bumpchuck by webster1234 May 26, 2006

bumpin' nuggets 

When two men have anal sex so violently that their testicles bump together.

Fabio: Oh dear! I was bumpin' nuggets with Steve last night way too hard and now my scrotum is hurting!

bumpin' nuggets by Thomas Toles November 5, 2007

Bumpaclaus 

A goblin-like midget standing 3 foot 12, with the face of the hobo and the ears of an elf. Noted for grunting, farting and saying with a sneer "Me name is Bumpaclaus, and you been bad dis year."
Comes to the houses of sinners each Christmas to empty the contents of his little anus. He smokes all your herb, drinks all you rum and wipes your walls with his little bum.
Usually disappears with a flash and a spark, leaving behind a tiny skidmark when threatened.
First documented by Uzimon, international reggae superstar.

You've had a visit from dear Bumpaclaus, my friend.

Bumpaclaus by dusty.robinson March 25, 2011

bumping gums 

Talking excessively

You were too busy bumping gums to notice the time.

bumping gums by Mentjm May 27, 2016

Thunder Bumping 

The act of two fat people having sex.

Antwann was Thunder Bumping with some chick last night. I could feel the house shaking!

Thunder Bumping by Rescue Squirrel August 15, 2011