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Canadian Bacon

At the point of climax the man pulls out of the girl's vagina and thus busts his nut on her back allowing it to calcify to a substance. The girl then peels the crusty jizm off of her upper ass and eats it.
Last night i went on a blind date with Judith. After she ate a club sub she told me how much she loves bacon. Naturally i suggested that she try Canadian Bacon; she agreed and told me that it was the best bacon that she had ever tried.
by D. Ross February 12, 2008
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Bacon Trench

"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."
by B.LAM February 1, 2009
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Baconocrat

A Baconocrat is a Government bureaucrat working in a Baconocracy where a Baconator is the wise and benevolent rules after the Bacon Party succeeds in electing Bacon. in the next bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My buddy used to work for the EPA as a bureaucrat but when the Bacon Party swept to power in a greaseslide and we became a Baconocracy ruled by a Baconator, he became a Baconocrat!
by jmspaesq November 16, 2010
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Bacon

pig fat. plain and simple, pig fat smothered in grease.
Dude, your kitchen smells like bacon.

My redneck neighbor was just cooking breakfast...
by Uberface January 12, 2011
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Jr. Bacon

A person that does an excessive amount of fakin. Comes from the gogo song by the Backyard Band where Big G says "Hey, these niggas fakin right?!" and they respond with "Jr. Bacon right?!"
He likes to act hard be he nothin but a Jr. Bacon.
by Ziek May 2, 2005
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bacon strips

Skid marks left behind when you don't wipe properly afet taking a dump.
My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!
by Shawn B. March 28, 2003
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Bacon

Bacon is a valuable peace of meat that does not come from chicken, other wise it would be called chicken.It is stylish to be seen with bacon or eat it, bacon is kewl.
I am a bacon.
by Joe June 25, 2004
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