Patchaphobia

A general reluctance or fear of applying software patches and updates.

"Tim lost 3 hours of gameplay due to a patch last month. He hasn't updated the game in weeks. Guy has major patchaphobia"

"My phone keeps asking me to schedule a time to update, but I have patchaphobia so I keep putting it off"

by Amoxichillin September 24, 2023

Patchessed

The feeling of sadness when you have time to play your favorite video game, but discover there is a huge patch that needs downloading before you can play.

I was so patchessed when I found out BG3 had a huge patch and I couldn't play yesterday.

by Revyloution November 2, 2023

Patchwork Pals

A German children's show from 2013 by Film Bilder.

The Patchwork Pals live together on a huge patchwork blanket. They encounter problems, but by pulling together they always find a way to help each other in the end.

by XDDCC12345 May 12, 2024

Patchy cap

When you masturbate to pornographic material.

Kotz could see his girlfriend, so he had a patchy cap instead

by Graybencher May 29, 2024

patched24

A widely known guy who got caught being a predator also lying about his age, saying he's 17 for the past 5 years and banning anyone that confronts him about it.

Omg isn't that patched24 the predator?
Yes I think it is

by Yeet: Your Ear Eats Trucks February 23, 2025

Patchette'

Whenever a female guest associated with a traditional motorcycle club speaks out of place and in turn acts like a full patch member. Whether it be a wife, girlfriend, old lady, property of, or passaround.

While hanging out at the clubhouse a brothers female guest spoke about overhearing club business and became a patchette' when she asked about an event she overheard and wanted to attend.

by mvmnttocontact March 9, 2025

Patchin

What someone would call a “bigger girl”, Patchin is a big girl with a big heart and bigger anger issues. Crashout is something you’ll often see from them.

Here we go again, Patchin’s crashing out over cupcakes

by Bowdies March 11, 2025