laser vision

improved vision one has achieved following laser eye surgery

I love my laser vision; I don't need glasses anymore.

by Kevin Niksarli July 3, 2009

lasagna ribbon

a phrase referring to the lasagna-like folds of a vagina, in particular the labia

Dude, I saw Daniel's girlfriend's lasagna ribbon last night! That shit was like Stouffer's!

by patrickofcash September 17, 2010

lasswipe

the person with uses the last square of toilet paper and do not replace the roll

Who's the lasswipe who didn't change the roll??

by 2inchfromground September 29, 2010

Lasdection

When something or someone is sponsored by an unhealthy product which is inappropriate or frowned upon to advertise.

You can't let Budweiser be your sponsor, it encourages people to drink alcohol, that's a prime example of lasdection

by Mattaldinho December 25, 2010

Laser Taggart

The art of a male (typically in his late teens or twenties) seeing and picking an attractive female located some distance away. Once the female target has been chosen, the male then sprints towards her, tackles her to the ground, and has his way with her.

Is named thus because it was invented during a game of laser tag. Also, it is important to note that in most countries, it is considered rape.

John: You see that hot girl across the courtyard?
Jude: Yeah.
John: I'm about to Laser Taggart the shit out of her!

by BradGibbons August 24, 2011

laSalled

To rule senselessly w/out any guilts nor regrets even when it's leaving the others on their backs.

Even tho I submitted a non-working patch yesterday the IT department stone cold lasalled it and it's now working

by DrManian March 20, 2012

Lasner

Light Amplification by Stimulated Nocturnal Emission Radiation. This phenomenon occurs when a dude has a wet dream so intense that a laser beam shoots out of his penis.

"Dude, bro....last night I had a LASNER. It shot straight through my tightey whiteys up into the ceiling. The upstairs neighbors called the cops and now I gotta pay for the damages. Shit's fucked cuz I was dreaming about YOUR MOM! You owe me a beer!"

by Chip N Crisp January 12, 2013