2 definitions by Chip N Crisp
Light Amplification by Stimulated Nocturnal Emission Radiation. This phenomenon occurs when a dude has a wet dream so intense that a laser beam shoots out of his penis.
"Dude, bro....last night I had a LASNER. It shot straight through my tightey whiteys up into the ceiling. The upstairs neighbors called the cops and now I gotta pay for the damages. Shit's fucked cuz I was dreaming about YOUR MOM! You owe me a beer!"
by Chip N Crisp January 12, 2013
To allow one's pubic hair to grow in excess to get revenge, i.e. sexual retribution in the form of inaccessibility.
He done me wrong, so I's growin myself a grudge bush. He goin to get him none. He can keep slappin it on the slab for all I care.
by Chip N Crisp January 2, 2011