Crotch Foam

When you are shaving and you inadvertently squirt yourself in the crotch with shaving cream.

Oooo that tingles.. I just squirted myself in the crotch with shaving cream.

by Rachael November 6, 2002

sabertooth crotch hippo

A very fat bitchy female. Usually depends on her baby daddy or daddies to support her

God daniel arns is a sabertooth crotch hippo

by critterkiller January 25, 2014

Cactus Crotch Syndrome

A Condition Caused By Pubic Stubble On Either A Male Or Female, That Almost Always Irritates A Partner Who Is Trying To Be Intimate. Sometimes The Irritation Gets To The Point That Intercourse Must Discontinue.

When Teresa Shaved "Downtown" It Was So Sexy...But Since It's Been Two Weeks, She's Developed Cactus Crotch Syndrome.

by Manscaper2.0 March 14, 2010

ken doll crotch

Referring to a person with, in theory, no twig and berries. Just a smooth nether region.

Oscar - "Hey, K-Rocc, your a homo!"

K-Rocc - "Listen here Ken doll crotch, at least I got something"

by K-Rocc January 7, 2010

fire crotch

Some who has a fire in their pants. Usually have the whitest of skin.

Being ashamed of his fire crotch, David Maggio shaves his pubic hair in hopes that it will grow in darker.

by Ashley June 18, 2004

crotch rocket

any motorcycle with two brake disks on the front wheel.

SUZUKI GSXR see gixxer
KAWASAKI ZX-R
YAMAHA R1
HONDA CBR

look closely at the front wheel of a bike; if it has a brake disk on BOTH sides it can be considered a crotchrocket.

by OnyxO September 4, 2004

Fire Crotch

Red hair kid, A red haired kids undercarage has red hair as to his mr.johnsons mustach is red or Miss Johnson Lip hairs or red

"Dude your a gross Fire crotch"
"Take your fire crotch but away from here"
"Ur mum is a fire crotch"

by Joe Bennington April 12, 2006