not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

Chante'

A stunningly funny young lady who is no doubt the life of the party. She connects to almost everyone making them immediately smile. She has a dazzling irresistible beauty that guys simply cannot ignore and she likes to tease and flirt when feeling adored. She is honest and trustworthy. She is a reliable friend. She's a hygiene freak by nature so if you don't bathe regularly avoid her because she will not be to shy or kind in calling you out on your smell. Chante's are extremely rare to come by because they're unique so cherish them if you know one. Chante's are generally outgoing, and hyper. They like to help people, and usually have a hard time picking a side because they try to look at both sides of the story. They're usually multi-talented. They have great taste in everything from food to clothing. They're cute and bubbly but be careful cause they can also be extremely critical or harsh.

Dude: Whassup man? You haven't said anything since last night. What happened?
Man: Aw dude, I met this amazing girl who blew my mind. She was so radical dude. She had me totally stoked. Until I lifted up my arm to wrap it around her.
Dude: What happened man?
Man: She got this funky look on her face and scooted away from me saying that I smelled like something between freshly cut onions and dirty ass. Worst thing is she totally announced it to like everyone man.
Dude: Hahaha! Sounds like you ran into a Chante'.

Chante' by Your#1FavoriteStalker November 28, 2012

Chancleta 

a deadly weapon choose my Hispanic grandmothers

Aye I gonna smack jew with da Chancleta

Chancleta by Deadpoolcp123 June 10, 2018

Senor Chang

He can't be killed

Senor Chang can't be killed

Senor Chang by Welcome to the Dangerzone October 14, 2015

Disney Channel

When you don't care about talent anymore.

Due to one of Urban Dictionary's rules, I have to post information about Disney Channel. Alright. For a proper definition of Disney Channel, see super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!!

super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!! is what Disney Channel is. Seriously.

Disney Channel by Another Madman August 30, 2009

ching chang walla 

a slang word,mainly used in certain parts in east london.like leyton,where im from.
it means "rock paper scissors"
not ALL teen londoners kno dis tho.

1.ey,bruv less play ching chang walla.
2.we gota ching up 2 see who'll do it.

ching chang walla by Red-Eye November 3, 2004

Channi 

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Usaully a jewish girl. Who is beutiful gorgeous and sexy. Tends to act a little dumb, but means well. Extreamlly kind and very fun to be with!

Ted: omg you no what would be so fun??

Jon: What???

Ted: Hangin out with a Channi

Channi by chingchon February 21, 2011