zoombie

zoombie(n)

what happens to corp employees trapped by too many zoom-based meetings which never ever resolve issues...
result:

a) open-eyed coma
b) zombie-like nodding
c) covert day drinking
d) non-accidental technical difficulties

origin: mash up of "zoom" (video conferencing app) plus "zombie" (living dead; magically reanimated corpse)

After 18 months of WFH no surprise just about everyone at CitiGroup was reduced to zoombie mode.

by ZeeHero March 13, 2022

zoombus

A nickname for a dog whose hind legs overtake the front legs when zooming.

Owner: Imma gonna get you, you zoombus!
Dog: haha hind legs go brrrrr

by semimajor April 1, 2022

zoombooga

Somebody who is stunned and unbelieving of something

He was being a zoombooga

by anonymous November 26, 2022

Zoombie

A fast zombie

Trixie: “What do you call a fast zombie?”
Katya: “A Zoombie!”

by 01000001 01001101 01000011 July 5, 2023

Zoomba

A zoomba is a Generation Z fan of Mario. It is a portmanteau of "zoomer" and "Goomba", with Goomba being the weakest enemy in the Super Mario games.

"Did this zoomba seriously just say New Super Mario Bros. 2 was his favorite 2D Mario?"

by Monk Tanaka July 10, 2023

zoomBUH

a very cute hvher that likes to spank his monkey (jerk off)

holy zoombuh was spanking his monkey to cdazzz bruh what the ohio!!!!

by tuber op July 12, 2024

Zoomba

A black person

Don’t be such a Zoomba

by IamaZoomba February 9, 2025